Well the weekend is here with us people. The perfect time to relax and unwind, catch up with family and friends and for the lucky ones spend quality time with your spouses. I know for some of you this is the first time you’re going to get some( congratulations for the hard work) and so I’m going to pose a warning. Please and I mean please, don’t utter this 5 words if you have any intention of seeing this woman again or even staying alive. Here you go:
Not Like that:
Have you ever been slit on the throat with a fist and forced to eat a pillow and miss out on the goodies, then try uttering this words when you guys are just about to bonk. You know how a weave is a repulsive to a dude, these are words are the exact opposite when it comes to women. Instant turn off.
My Ex:
Women surely don’t want to hear this or that about your ex. Whether she used to suprise with donuts at work or not, keep that shit to yourself. Especially when you bring up the tinny winny issue of how she used to ride like a bull form wes t kansas, you’re setting yourself up for murder.
I Have to be Out Here by 3 Am:
Ooh my, this is just the last thing you want to say. All you’ll make her do is feel used and when a woman feels like that, then you can as well forget about anything getting moist.
I Wish You Had a Big Ass Like Desire’s:
Come on, we all know Desire has a big luscious Kabina, so big it can drive you crazy and everyone knows that. One thing we don’t want to do is highlight this as you know, women are insecure and when they are n*ked it gets even worse. So never ever and I mean never speak about women’s body parts in bed especially those they don’t have.
Have You c0me Yet:
That’s yet another thing you shouldn’t ask a woman when you’re bonking. It puts them under a lot of pressure which might in turn kill their momentum. Plus who said you have to experience an org@sm for you to enjoy time in bed? Research, that’s not exactly the case.
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